Revtown Jeans
Wrote some ads for Revtown Jeans for fun.
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HEY, DENIMHEAD
Indigo chaps. Faded dungarees. Denim pantaloons. Washed or raw, jeans are as fundamental to human life as apple pie, or taxes.
Some spend their whole lives searching for the perfect pair, all in vain. Jeans that will fit, won’t cost a fortune, and won't rip wide open when your favorite song comes on at the club.
The search is over. Revtown is innovating your standard pair of jeans with their Decade Denim. It’s a fabric blend that adds flex to Italian denim, creating a ridiculously comfortable pair of jeans.
Not only that, Revtown jeans are sustainably sourced. 100% of all waste is recycled into denim or insulation for local housing.
Beware, if you try on a pair of Revtown’s you might find yourself running around like this guy. Everything in moderation, denimhead.
Get a pair of Revtown jeans. Try to leave them in your closet. We dare you.
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GOOD GENES OR GREAT JEANS?
You’ve never worn jeans like this before. Jeans that you don’t have to unbutton after Thanksgiving dinner. After all, good genes can’t be bought, but great jeans can be.
Meet Revtown jeans.
Best for: Going on a first date, vegging on the couch, doing the splits, chopping down trees, running marathons, chilling on walls, or anything else, really.
Revtown jeans provide the right amount of stretch in alllll the right places. So you’ll look good and feel great no matter what you’re doing. It starts with the fabric blend that adds flexibility and durability to classic Italian denim. And boy, does this create the world’s comfiest pair of jeans.
But they’re not just comfy and stylish, they’re also sustainably sourced from the greenest mill in the world. They’re legendary. Like a unicorn. Which doesn't even exist.
Luckily for you, these jeans do.